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"Tobio-chan, I don’t know where you’ll be headed after this, but I’m gonna crush you, so you better be prepared.”

2 hours ago
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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

2 hours ago
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american-eater:

do u ever ship something so hard

that you literally cant imagine either of them w someone else

like its not that you dont want to imagine them with someone else 

its that you cant

2 hours ago
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flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

4 hours ago
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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

4 hours ago
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anime-expert:

How parents act when your home late

4 hours ago
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Tokyo Ghoul episode 8: Anime & Manga comparisons
4 hours ago
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guruguro:

i have no self control.png

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heichougasuki:

by アルコ

Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

4 hours ago
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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

4 hours ago
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sugoihentai:

If a human touches me, I’ll disappear.

To disappear means to be obliterated. That’s the spell that the mountain god placed upon me. If I get touched by a human, that’s the end.

4 hours ago
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zetsuubo:

Sebby carrying Ciel | ep 06